mothpriestdustwing:

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I’ve been working on this project for a while and I think it’s time to show them off. These are propaganda/health and safety reminder posters for the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy, an organization that deals with the supernatural in a canon I’m working on. I have some lore I’m working on, but these posters will be the main thing that exists for now. The “sample” watermark is because I would like to sell higher-quality printouts and files in the future.

At this stage I’m looking for feedback. How do they look visually? Could a tagline be punchier? Please please let me know what you think.

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prohaloplayer:

ezorzea:

prohaloplayer:

ezorzea:

prohaloplayer:

ezorzea:

prohaloplayer:

yeah guys its looking like he got runned over and beated up and belly flopped in a pool and tore his acl his achilles tendons are gone anvil fell on his head air got sucked out of his lungs run over by a steamroller till he was flat dragged behind a horse piano crushed him set on fire bear mauled him for his picnic basket drank poison crashed a car into a wall that looked like a tunnel blowed up by tnt shot out of a cannon fell off a cliff for a long time and hit the ground with a big puff of dust and electrocuted and theres no remains

and his vitals? did you check your ABCs?

yeah detective no ass no Boobs no cock

…… NO SERVICE! Lol

ive got four bars sir

this guy’s had four beers?

the bear brought backup?

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moth-unit-00:

moth-unit-00:

My horny ass could NOT be the sole mechanic for a mech, alone in the repair bay, talking to the mech’s AI core, discussing the harsh reality of the war we’ve found ourselves in. Me discussing my mortality, the 50ft entity I’ve spent the last several years learning the intricacies of and is fully aware of the fact that as a tool of war it’ll either die in battle or end up abandoned as it’s systems all fail until emergency back-up power keeps it awake for possibly thousands of years. We talk about how neither of us has felt a connection between ourselves and anything else worth dying for like that, except maybe… Well, the rest of the base has almost certainly gone to sleep by now. The cockpit clicks shut with a soft “click” and I. I mean uh, I forgot where I was going with this.

Apparently I’ve struck a chord with the giant robot fucker fandom

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khytal:

khytal:

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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glutko:

Was watching some Reddit mystery videos on YouTube (as you do at 12 AM) when one of them stopped me in my tracks. It wasn’t due to anything overly graphic, or something shocking. 

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It was due to a certain image in the thumbnail. That shrieking low-poly face on the bottom-right…

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What the fuck. I know what this image is. It’s a customized character from a lost Adult Swim online toy called Very Man. But, more importantly, I created this image. 

It’s for a mutant enemy in a YouTube Poop shitpost RPG.

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This is the original file from the battler sprite folder, though slightly smaller - I resized several sprites in an update.

WHY IS IT IN A REDDIT MYSTERY VIDEO?

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shiftythrifting:

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Found this at a garage sale recently. There’s a sticker on the bottom of the handle that says “galactic space pistol.”

A couple interesting notes:

  1. It apparently came from RadioShack originally
  2. It is VERY old
  3. It takes a 9-volt
  4. It is loud enough to start the zombie apocalypse.

Here’s a video of this ear-deletion machine in action:

!! VOLUME WARNING !!


they killed space shinzo abe with that

aurpiment:

New hairstyle “monkhawk” which is like the tonsure of a medieval European monk gelled to stick straight up forming a basket-like shape

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memorycycle:

What will happen if you start eating oats every day.

Sponsored💡

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Doctors and nutritionalists are highly recommend you making oatmeal a part of your diet. aYour skin will look better. | Your muschles will get much highly needed protein.

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scarecrowomen:

scarecrowomen:

They are called ‘Pikmin’ because you “picking them”

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“Picking Them”

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zoeydotexe:

fallingtowers:

a little bit of dinner in my life

a little bit of mah boi by my side

a little bit of spaghetti is all i need

a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see

a little bit of pingas in the sun

a little bit of pootis all night long

a little bit of lamp oil here i am

a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.

mambo number 5 ytp

i knew what i must do

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